Happy Birthday Randy

Subject: Happy Birthday Randy Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:51 pm

You is big boy now.

Here's your poem. Written by moi:

Happy Birthday Randy,

My eighteen year old friend,
The silly man, the slave to every trend.
How much you have grown, how far you have come.
Look at you now, my great chum.

No longer are you the man in green,
no longer are you a stupid "teen".
And here you are now,
I can't believe it, wow!

You now do not have to lie
to the many porn sites you go by.
You can go to bars without being kicked,
and your parents will be much less strict.
You finally have freedom of an adult,
Do what you want! ~~Drink~~, Smoke, join a cult!

You only turn eighteen once.
But to me, you'll always be a dunce.

So when you go out to your future endeavors
with your endless "never say never"s

Remember me,
How great I was,
How great I'll be.

Because one day, you may be working for my company.

Hapy Birthday Randy!

GM Posts : 24 Join date : 2011-08-20 Location : SDM

I cried.

I New Posts : 2 Join date : 2011-08-23 Age : 30

This was beautiful.
I cried manly tears of happiness.

The happiness was also manly.

I am now holding limes.

But seriously thank you dearly Mike<3